danny devito fan-fic

Peter / 17 / Rhode Island /

Snapchat: prussell


We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via rnason)

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

(Source: ralphfilthy, via baeguette)

ijustwannabreaktherules:

so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news

justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today

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(via hillarybottomclinton)

(Source: stripedsweater, via toxicmp3)

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

killallskellys:

I was on a swedish animal shelter site, and google decided to translate the names of the dogs.

(via partyintheussr)

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

(via slapmytitties)

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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