danny devito fan-fic

Peter / 17 / Rhode Island /

Snapchat: prussell

kingofconeyisland:

Can Jessica Lange survive at the end of this season or is that too much to ask?

gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

girl:

babe come over

boy:

I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl:

my parents aren't home

boy:

I know

911official:

im logging out

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me in car:

*driving down the road*

stranger in car:

*flashes lights at me to let me know there's a cop ahead*

me:

.........

stranger:

............

me:

what are we?

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