danny devito fan-fic

Peter / 17 / Rhode Island /

Snapchat: prussell

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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"Those female celebrities are sluts for having nude pics on their phone."

mysharona1987:

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gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

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pleatedjeans:

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joshpeck:

suckmyass:

I have no idea what Tumblr does, but thats how i felt with twitter. So lets give it a shot

give me your URL

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eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

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lindsaychrist:

im making a go fund me because im going to sue my 5th grade teacher that told my mom that i talk too much in class. that is a privacy violation according to US law. I wont stand for this as a gay white oppressed male. if you dont have a gofundme account, donate to my paypal :)

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kobetyrant:

the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

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jackanthonyfernandez:

baremidriffs3:

hemofilia:

I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT 

WJAT

WHAT ON EARTH

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