danny devito fan-fic

Peter / 17 / Rhode Island /

Snapchat: prussell

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Anonymous said: i just ate 8 hot dogs help me

beyoncevevo:

drunktrophywife:

ICONIC

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canadianslut:

cumnog:

canadianslut:

Idk how to respond to really long messages like I’m just like umm ???

I don’t remember sending you a dick pic? weird

James your dick is like the hunger games trilogy, thick with a disappointing ending


@ladygaga: car to airplane, hotel to garage, vintage coat, life a mirage

@ladygaga: car to airplane, hotel to garage, vintage coat, life a mirage

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kpopdaddy:

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

What the hell is wrong with dudes on these dating apps


WHAT THE FUCK

this boy is about to pay you to kick him in the balls pls pursue

kpopdaddy:

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

deepthoughtsbykanyewest:

What the hell is wrong with dudes on these dating apps

WHAT THE FUCK

this boy is about to pay you to kick him in the balls pls pursue

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alienswithankhs:

omfg

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